I AM PUNCHING YOUR SALAD

omg i almost died!! especially at the cactus part hahahahahha!!! XDDDDDDD

lol!!!

i literally laughed out loud hahaha this is awesome :D

oh jeez D:

this is gonna sound dumb...but i can't figure out how to jump! D: what does "press over" mean?

best conversation ive ever had!!

Archon68: Archon68 here. Whazzup?
You: get inside me.
Archon68: Where can I get inside you?
You: dont you mean when?
Archon68: Don't you? Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?
You: yo mamma is clear.
Archon68: I think mamma is a lot of things.
You: i think you better come up in this.
Archon68: Me? Who is going to make me..
You: me.
Archon68: How are you going to make me?
You: with my sexual thrills.
Archon68: Your sexual thrills sounds like a plan.
You: yes. a very good plan indeed.
Archon68: Alright then. Compare that to a bad plan.
You: bad plans make me sad.
Archon68: What makes plans make you sad bad?

awwwwwwwww ;u;

this is like who i was when i was little and in love with pokemon!! i literally only said the word "mew" (until it got annoying cuz people couldn't have conversations with me lol)

mew is still my favorite...;u; this is super cute!!!! *O*

OMGSOCUTE

over 9 THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANND! lol!! XDXD this pic is amazing grrl (:

awww!!

she looks almost exactly like my dog cocoa!! XD <3<3<3